Santana, Kurt, Finn and others all contributed to some of the funny Glee season 3 quotes of this episode. So, let’s take a dip in the quote-worthy pool that we’ve collected.

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Glee Season 3 Quotes “Hold On to Sixteen”

“You smell like Craigslist.” – Kurt (Chris Colfer)

Yea, Sebastian! And Craigslist smells shady.

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“Even homeless people have facebook.” – Finn (Cory Monteith)

It’s just so damn true.

“Totally. I’m really good at looking busy.” – Funny Finn Glee Quotes

At least the boy is honest and knows one of his strengths?

“You’ve got what I call Rich White Girl Problems.” – Sam to Quinn

Do you know about Single Girl Problems? Allow me to introduce you. There’s also White People Problems where an ipod freezing is the worst thing to happen in your week. Far more impressive, however, is the infamous site all about Stuff White People Like (and it’s true, we do love Anthropologie, bangs and The Onion.) There’s also the ever-so-humbling Rich World Problems.

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“Welcome back, Lisa Rinna​. I missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth, and skipped town. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn’t find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. I assume you’ve been working as a baby polisher, where young mothers place their infants heads in your mouth to get back that newborn shine. So glad you’re back. I haven’t seen a smile that big since the Claymation Abominable Snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. Love, Santana.” – Santana Quotes Glee Season 3 / Naya Rivera

Santana is very organized with her notebook.

“I’m proud of what we’ve all done.” – Sam

Sam says this to his parents about how they’ve gotten by. But uh, this includes Sam stripping for cash. He’s proud of that?

“I don’t like your snarky CW hair.” Kurt Quotes Glee Season 3

Cue some cackling. This is also a rich people problem, you see.

“I don’t like your little meerkat face.” – Kurt

Sebastian really does look like a meerkat. Although, meerkats are cuter close up than you think.

“We’re kind of friends, huh?” – Rachel (Lea Michele)
“Kind of.” – Quinn (Dianna Agron)

It’s only taken them three years to realize it. They both have rich white girl problems!