Best ‘Community’ Quotes

Community Quotes for The Art of Discourse

Annie: “You said I have a crafty Jew brain.”

Pierce: “I call the other one flat butt, and the one Abed wants to nail.”

Teen: “Is that a DISC MAN?”
Jeff: [ whispers to Britta ] “Why would you do this to me?”
Britta: “It’s retro!”

Britta: “Oh, here comes stinky nerd face. Remember, we don’t stop until he’s crying.”

Jeff: “Get ready to meet Jeff Winger esquire. Attorney at awww snap.”

Britta: “It’s called sarcasm Troy, ask the goat to explain it to you.”

Troy: “And if all we need is an escape goat…”

Shirley: “Excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven!”

Jeff: “Have you considered that the new Pierce is stupid?”
Troy: “Spoken like a true Pierce!”

Pierce: “Why are Jeff and Britta making fun of those handicapped kids?”
Shirley: “They don’t even realize how much they need us.”

Britta: “You’re the schmitty’s!”

Teen’s Mom: “You have already embarrassed me by getting pwned.”

Troy: “George Washington Lemon Fresco.”

Abed: “Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt.”