We’re pretty sure Juan Pablo is going to win this contest, but let’s put it to an actual vote first!

Desiree Hartsock is The Bachelorette 2013. Photo: Kevin Foley/ABC

The original group! Photo: Kevin Foley/ABC

There were plenty of great (and cringeworthy) quotes on The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All special on ABC last night… but which was the best?

The Top Pick’s

  1. Kasey to James – “You’re going to look at your wife on her wedding day and say, ‘Hey, honey, if this doesn’t work out, I’ve got this girl’?”
  2. Juan Pablo – “Listen, I’m going to be honest with you. I like James, but my daughter or my sister I would not want to date James right now. If he becomes good James, I’m happy with it. But right now, no my daughter, no my sister.”
  3. Zak – “Love is it / The only reason to open your home to a stranger / The one creature worthy of surrendering freedom / No risk is too great / No apprehension justifiable / All hope is rooted in it / Because love is our only hope for happiness / And I am happy to say this is love.”
  4. James – “You were in a relationship with 25 other guys.”
    Desiree – “Ugh.”

Take the poll and vote from the top 4!

Runner’s Up

Juan Pablo – “To me, it’s not a competition. When I heard Ben say, ‘I’m not here to make friends — I’m here for Des,’ those were the two things on Ben that got me, like, ‘Whoa, we just got here.’ We’re getting to know 24 people, you’ve got to get along with them, and she is the one deciding who she’s going to pick. If she doesn’t like me, she is just not going to like me.”

Desiree – “As I got to talk to Ben more and more, things started becoming very insincere… I couldn’t gauge emotion in his eyes when he was talking about things.” (Then, to Ben.) “I think that came out when you were sent home and in the limo. The first thing that came into your mind was, like, ‘Hey Hollywood!’…It was very arrogant.”

Zak – “It hurts the most to say goodbye…. I’m moving on. I’m moving on.”

The One’s that Make us Gag

Ben – “I had just been battered for eight hours, and not just about small things — huge things in my life.”

James – “People need to have a plan B in life.”

Jonathan – “I really sucked that night,” he tells Chris Harrison by way of an apology. “I just want people to know that it [fantasy suite bit] was a joke gone wrong. I’m sorry for people who had to watch that.”

Ben about Brian – “He cheated on her on national television and expected not to get caught?” Ben asks incredulously. “Seriously?”


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