You Grade: The ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ premiere
| October 9, 2014 at 1:55 AM EDTWas it good for you? Now that AHS’s latest installment has premiered on FX, it’s time to decide if the wait was worth it. AHS Freakshow Monsters Among Us – I’ll come out and say that I didn’t like this nearly as much as I liked the premiere episode for American Horror Story Coven. I […]
Poll: Is Selfie as good as ABC is pretending it is?
| October 3, 2014 at 6:45 PM EDTListen to even a half hour of ABC primetime television and you’ll hear them boast that Selfie is, “the best new comedy on Tuesday nights.” But you have to examine that language. Because you can make anything sound amazing if you detail it enough. Is it the best show on Tuesday nights? Is it the […]
Poll: What would you grade Happyland? (MTV) – We’re pleasantly in …
| October 2, 2014 at 1:58 AM EDTLove. Pleasantly in love. With Happyland on MTV. That’s us. The new original series for the network compliments the tone of other shows like Faking it and Awkward. (Of course, will any show ever live up to the whip smart dialogue of Awkward?) The premise for Happyland is cute and sweet, and really something that […]
The Voice season 7 LIVE recap – Blake Shelton’s feeling hella good
| September 22, 2014 at 8:09 PM EDTFirst, it’s time to introduce the judges. Four. Three guys. One girl. Will they ever change that gender dynamic? I’m not trying to get into a feminist rant within the first minute of this recap, but it literally just occurred to me that The Voice consistently gives us three male judges, no matter how often […]
POLL: Is ‘Madam Secretary’ the new ‘West Wing’?
| September 21, 2014 at 11:22 PM EDTIs Tea Leoni about to be your new everything? Madam Secretary (CBS) premiered tonight after a significant delay due to sporting events. Despite that, plenty of people took to Twitter to share their thoughts on the pilot. (Although, it did not seem to ever get trending in the US during the EST airing.) Aside from fans […]
Big Brother: Is the show boring with Zach Rance in jury purgatory?
| September 9, 2014 at 1:31 AM EDTNow that good ol’ Rancey Pants (Zach Rance) is being sequestered in jury, is…well, is Big Brother 16 kind of unimaginably boring now?! For as irritating as Rance was during his stay in the Big Brother house, he was also the most dramatically fun character. (Oddly, no, I won’t give that to Frankie Grande.) But […]
Bruce Jenner Ponytail Poll: Fair for Kim Kardashian to request the chop?
| September 1, 2014 at 1:55 AM EDTThis is a obviously a critically important poll. So, let’s get down to business. On last night’s episode of Keeping up with the Kardashian, the focus was on Kim’s wedding. During one moment of the episode, Kim had summoned Bruce to the Jenner house (he doesn’t live there, natch) and it was a pow-wow meeting […]
Teen Wolf six word story recap – “Time of Death”
| August 12, 2014 at 2:20 AM EDT“Banshee” is the keyword from “Time of Death.” As in, “BANSHEEEEE!!!!” Re-live the episode, or just plain get the hell caught up, with the six word story recaps. Teen Wolf Season 4, Episode 8 “Time of Death” – MTV General Recap Benefactor evades dangerous plot, still revealed. Lydia Grandma has secrets, Lydia’s got answers. Mama McCall […]
‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ – Your six word story recap
| August 11, 2014 at 4:52 PM EDTYou know the trend of writing a six word story. And I happen to be a big fan of it. Ergo, I’m going to see how well I can summarize each “character’s storyline” with their own six word story. Plenty of other websites and blogs will give you a blow-by-blow recap of every little thing […]
‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’ 2014: Dear Vicki Gunvalson, Bali does not want you to…
| August 6, 2014 at 5:40 AM EDTYou do NOT want Vicki Gunvalson to do PR for Bali. She thinks it could be anywhere, and said something to the effect of implying that it looks similar enough to Hawaii that it might as well just be that. To be fair? Apparently the trip to Bali is incredibly long. To be even more fair? […]