Audrina Patridge has already found her rebound! Rebound TV series, that is.

While we were so gosh-darn worried for her, trying to suggest what she should do next after her elimination on Dancing with the Stars ( See: Fifteen Ideas for what Audrina Patridge should do after ‘Dancing with the Stars’) – she’d already made her decision.

People reports that Audrina was talking about her new show right after being eliminated:

“My new show with [realty TV producer] Mark Burnett just got picked up,” Patridge said backstage after her elimination. “It’s going to be on VH1 and we’re going to start filming soon. I’m sure Tony [Dovalani] will be on that.”

She went on to say that she and her girlfriends would be happy to stop by the new dance studio that Tony is opening up with Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Audrina talked to Access Hollywood this past summer and uses the following three words to describe her new show: “spicier, edgier, older.” That could also describe a cologne marketed for elderly men, couldn’t it? Maybe we shouldn’t type that, considering Audrina’s Mom got all kinds of embarrassing by drinking too much wine and ranting to the paparazzi’s. The video goes on for five minutes and includes these quotes from Audrina’s Mom:

“Audrina is going to f—ing rise. She’s got class. You know why? She’s a Polish, Catholic, f—ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don’t give a s–t. It’s all American.”

“We’re going to f—ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad’s pissy a– little fashion s—. That bitch wants to bring it on? Let’s go!”

“I’ve had it. I’ve been a celebrity mom eight years through this Hills bulls–t, but Audrina’s going to the next level, baby,” she explained. “F—ing Hills girls — Hills tramps! My baby’s a star! She’s the only one that has some class and I don’t give a f— about it.”

I’m glad her Mom supports her, but – oh man.

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