Tonight everyone will see the ARCHER episode “The Rock”. But I’m watching it right now. So I can kind of tease you a little. Neener, neener. I’m so cruel! …But I’m not really! So, I’ll give you some classified intel. In this episode Malory has Archer and Lana on a mission to embarrass ODIN, since they fired their agency. The mission involves stealing a priceless diamond, as the best missions always do.
Not on the ARCHER band-wagon yet? Now is the most perfect-tastic time to start. The show isn’t SO plot-intensive that you can’t understand the comedy an get obsessed with the show from any point. It makes me smile. And I never smile.
This episode also gives us a great new term, the tactalneck! Archer gets jealous and says, “I didn’t invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactalneck.”
“Why the hell is your phone on?”
“Because I have a social life!”
“What shade is that, crackwhore red?”
“And on top of THAT suck salad you want to sprinkle on the bacon bits of…”
“Save the speech for the Father you continually disappoint.”
“Don’t listen to the makes-her-own-tampons person!”