In tonight’s episode of Archer “Honeypot” Archer is asked by his mother to perform the Honeypot scheme on a Latino man who works for Castro. This involves seduction, and Archer trying to be the best gay he can be. But is his best gay enough? Women love him, but can a man? Meanwhile, the office is busy with a very important program: Bang, Marry, Kill. Which is basically like going onto that HotorNot website. When someone finishes their selections they can view what everyone else has decided. Very tricky. And someone in the office is upset because everyone wants to kill them. Some people are so sensitive! Archer airs on Thursday’s @ 10:00 PM on FX.

Episode synopsis: Malory’s career is threatened when a sensitive videotape falls into the hands of a rogue (and roguish) Cuban agent, so she calls on Archer’s expertise in seduction to turn the tables on her blackmailer.

Archer Quotes:

“From the looks of it, and not to mention the lemur, I would hazard he’s taking a personal day.” – Woodhouse

“I’m afraid the lemur got into the pudding cups.” – Woodhouse
“Like I told you he would!” – Archer

“I think that’s hot, like somebody murdering me is so… intimate.” – Pam