Though she started out the night concerned with what her family would think, in the end she decides to ignore them all. Smart, right?

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Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo

Atlanta Georgia has parks with geese. And in one (a park, not a goose) Andi Dorfman waited for Juan Pablo. (Her top* and coat were so stylish, UGH!)

“Never did I think this was going to happen.” – Andi Dorfman

Guess what Andi, neither did we. You had no real connection other than a sexual chemistry where they kissed in a kitchen and they got along ever since.

“Andi is just, mmm.” – Juan Pablo

The surprise for Juan Pablo was payback for making Andi do crazy things (“soccer, dancing, karaoke” SO crazy) so she made him shoot some guns. Who knew Andi was a gun nut? JUAN PABLO, IS THIS A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR CAMEELYAAAH?

*until I saw how boxy it was. It would have been better if it was sleeveless.

Proving how little we know about these girls, Andi turns out to be a real Southern chick, who is REALLY into guns. She’s competitive, too. When Juan Pablo misses the target, she lets him know with a curt, “Miss!” (Maybe that’s gun protocol at a range, idk.) Because Juan Pablo DID shoot a bulls-eye, she let him meet her family. (What would have happened if he didn’t…would he be eliminated from HER heart? Would the producers have to fake it? So many theories!)

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A sign on the door to Andi’s house says, “Welcome home POOKIE.” So, going into this we already knew that her family was a little…yea.

“I’m still at a point like, where I’m still waiting to fall in love.” – Andi Dorfman

Andi’s Dad expresses annoyance that until there were only eight girls left did Juan Pablo even bother to go on a one-on-one date with Andi. (Although, I think all that shows is that Juan Pablo was eliminating girls that weren’t right for them, which is the point of the show.)

When her Dad jokes that he’s still worried, Andi and Juan Pablo are shocked. SHOCKED. Why would her Dad be confused about a guy who – wait, before I give you that spiel…these parents did get engaged after 6 months…and married 6 months after that. And they’ve been together for 30 years. Still, that’s different than ‘The Bachelor’ experience.

What does Juan Pablo like most about Andi? He says “she’s beautiful, first.” HA. Very telling, Juan Pablo.

Because Andi’s Mom is more concerned in sexy time than asking any serious questions, she asks Juan Pablo to show her some salsa dancing.

This leads Andi to realize that she and Juan do best when they’re having fun. AGAIN, I AM SHOCKED.

Hy Dorfman (Dad) talks with Juan Pablo, and even in an orange shirt, he’s intimidating.

He asks why Juan Pablo went on the show.

“I thought, okay, if I’m The Bachelor, people that goes on the show, first they will know who I am. Second of all they will know that I have a daughter. Third, they know I want a family. So hopefully the people that signs up, is on the same page as me. If it works, great. If it doesn’t, that’s it. And that’s why I’m here.” – Juan Pablo

Then Juan says that his decision is based on which of the girls will make his daughter happy. Hy says that he can’t find a step-mom first, but to figure out if he likes the girl secondly.

“The person that’s gonna be good enough for my daughter is going to come to me and say, there’s no one else in the world for me. When and if that time comes, we’ll have that discussion.” – Hy Dorfman

 

I LOVE that response. Oh Andi, why are you being so dumb when your Dad is so smart?

Andi is looking for reassurance from her sister, that she can see them together. But her sister is not sure of that at ALL. In fact, she seems to be leaning the opposite way. This upsets Andi. So does her Dad saying he’s concerned, too. OH GOD, WHY ALL THIS CONCERN, WHY CAN’T YOU JUST SAY WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. Right?

“I was looking for something tonight, and despite everyone’s concerns, I felt it. I felt that I could be falling in love.” – Andi Dorfman

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