Halfway through tonight’s “America’s Got Talent” finale on NBC, we get to learn the Top 5. Nick brings down pairings and eliminates one and lets the other advance. The pairings are Barbara/Hairo, Lawrence/Voices of Glory, Fab Five/Texas Tenors, Kevin/Drew and Recycled Percussion/Grandma Lee.

Results after the jump.

Barbara Padilla, Voices of Glory, Texas Tenors, Kevin Skinner and Recycled Percussion have advanced to the Top 5. I think three of those acts don’t deserve to judges fellating acts like Kevin Skinner and the American public being complete dumbasses… I give up.

More results later.