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One man in Atlanta really wants us to invest in belts. It’s a PANTS REVOLUTION. This is why I only wear capri’s*. And really, if the ‘Thong Song’ could be so popular, why can’t this song? How can you deny pants the same love you give thongs?

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town
With your pants on the ground!

And now this blasted song is going to be in my head ALL FREAKING DAY. (Yours too, though. I’m devious.) Perfect.

*I also really want a Capri Sun, now.

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