The most recent episode of 30 Rock “Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001” was so amazing I watched it twice. And considering my extensive TV schedule, you know it takes a lot for me to make that kind of time.

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Here are my favorite quotes from the episode:

(Sung) “I’m a star, I’m on top! Somebody bring me some haaaaam!” – Liz Lemon

“If this works, my life will be totally different.” (Cue dream sequence where she’s blonde.)  – Liz Lemon

“I hope you enjoyed the kissing followed by my genuine interest in that TV dance competition.” – Astronaut Mike Dexter

“My niece drew a picture of me AND I LOOK SO FAT!” – Jenna

“Come over here and check out my corner, no trap. Come over here, I said in my normal tone of voice.” – Tracey

“Sure, I know him from our secret Black People Meetings. Just kidding. He’s not invited.” – Tracey

“Then I guess it’s a standoff. And I want pizza’s for all the hungry people in here!” (She’s alone.) – Liz Lemon